Now, although I may not be physically capable of lifting a 68lb bolt, I will be trying to lift up people's emotions, heart, and passion through my fantastic duties as a bolt bearer. When I was young, my dream was to be a bolt. Being there, to support structures, to the point of almost swallowing one. Now that this opportunity has come by, my dream can almost be fulfilled. If I do become bolt bearer, I will make the spanner bearer my best friend (whether they like it or not) and together we shall bring the CGCU to amazingness.
In all seriousness, I will ensure to keep the bolt well protected from other 'faculties', I will bring it with me everyday to make sure it's safe, and furthermore, I shall make sure to place lots of washers around the bolt in order to keep it clean. I shall not fail you.
If you're interested in finally stealing the other faculties mascotts, I am the guy to vote for because I've watched many movies about heists and thefts such as Mission Impossible, James Bond, and G-Force. If I do end up getting this position, I will train to finally be able to carry it above my head at some point (or I'll get a stronger friend to just hold it up for me). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯